Instagram dancer

A person who makes dancing videos; like dubsmash or/and tik tok and put it on instagram. There are a lot of well known and famous instagram dancers

Hey did you see that one famous instagram dancer at the mall ?.

by Coolerthencoolestperson December 10, 2020

Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.

*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.

by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID)

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018

Instagram Reels

Hands down the best thing to grace the internet. I've encountered wild shit such as spongebob spamming the word "nigger", a video of someone being told they're not normal because she identifies as one of the made up genders and there's plenty of interesting fight videos on there too.

Fuck tiktok, fuck YT Shorts, Instagram Reels is the way to go.

by UltimateDoge April 3, 2025

Instagram thugger

One who’s life is extremely violent on social media then bitches up in person

I heard he a Instagram thugger boy never outside

by TheRealMeezy4x September 10, 2022

Instagram

A place where you can lower your confidence just by looking at a picture of someone more successful than you.

"Instagram helped me lower my confidence and hate myself a whole bunch"

by Discount Product August 31, 2022

Instagram

A social media where you fake being on an environment/fake using a random valuable object.
Usually used for taking normal pictures.

My post where I hold a Nintendo Switch OLED is blowing up on Instagram!
But you never had more than 100 dollars...

by funny guy with funny thing July 10, 2022