National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

ketchup shy

The moment when your fries arrive without ketchup, but you’re too introvert to request it from the waiter.

I wanted to ask for extra ketchup, but I got ketchup shy and just ate my fries plain.

by Hydroturbine99 December 2, 2024

Stirring the ketchup

Female masturbation while on her period.

"My man don't wanna touch me when I'm on the rag so I just end up stirring the ketchup."

by SameKindofStupid November 15, 2018

Ketchup

One of the two traditional ingredients in fry sauce. Can also be used as a condiment for grilled cheese sandwiches. Often used incorrectly on hot dogs, fries, eggs, burritos and other, non-grilled cheese foods.

This restaurant does not have fry sauce. They only have ketchup.

by LDSBCFan January 5, 2018

Ketchup Semen

When your semen is red when you ejaculate for the first time.

Yo is used my ketchup Semen for my hot dog yesterday.

by DikSlam October 2, 2022

carolina ketchup

Ranch dressing

Give me that Carolina ketchup chango

by Gabriel javier April 18, 2018

Ketchup

Rotten as fuck, the most overrated condiment ever. It sticks to high heavens and the taste is unbearable

Ketchup is kiddie sauce, fuckin grosd

by UltimateDoge June 11, 2024