Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.
Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.
by slithering succotash August 18, 2016
Get the Brown Musketmug. Adj. A term used to describe a person of unknown, mixed ethnicity. The individual may or may not be part white.
"Dude, that girl must have some black in her, look at that ass!"
"I dunno, bro, she's just sorta nonspecifically brown..."
"I dunno, bro, she's just sorta nonspecifically brown..."
by Sophistahater March 11, 2009
Get the Nonspecifically Brownmug. by Sheepluv420 August 13, 2017
Get the Brown Harmonicamug. "I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over. I thought I was going to brown the runway"
by @WeMoveTheMasses October 20, 2012
Get the Brown the Runwaymug. a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit
by jarik algrich May 24, 2009
Get the brown mountainmug. a magical place you visit with special friends, that rarely any of the involved parties will fully remember.
by BrownMileTourGuide February 20, 2020
Get the Brown Milemug. The action when you stick your finger in your asshole and then make a mustache on someone else's face.
by Psychoholic July 14, 2014
Get the brad brownmug.