iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic

Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!

by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011

ipodding

using an ipod, especially when there are more than one person in a group using their own ipods at the same time.

We were all sitting around, texting people and ipodding.

by wewerelaughingalltheway September 23, 2011

iPologist

i-pol-o-gist
noun

derogatory: A person who makes excuses for the flaws and failures of Apple products (usually by way of dismissing or trashing competitors' products) and for the business practices of the Apple corporation.

syn: Appologist
See also: iPhag, iPhoney

"The iPologists will line up around the block to trash the newest flagship Android device, no matter how good it is."

"One would think the iPologists had never actually considered precisely WHY Macs don't get viruses."

by sarcen April 5, 2012

ipodasaurus

Any of an older generation of iPod devices, made prior to 2011. For example, First through Fifth Generation, shuffles, classics, etc.

"What is that you're listening to?" "It's an old shuffle." "Gawd, what an ipodasaurus!"

by DanGarPrius July 6, 2012

iPosture

The type of posture one gets from being hunched over looking at their phone all day

Maybe if you stood up straight and didn’t look at your phone you wouldn’t be cured with iPosture

by Trengod February 21, 2019

iPoo

Used to describe a person is shitting or pooping.

Excuse me, can I go to the toilet? I really need to iPoo.

by ykz99 May 7, 2019

ipohmm

stands for
“in progress of hating myself more”
usually used if you hate yourself like how i use it
-camila

“yo dude i’m ipohmm”
“what does the mean bro?”
“oh it means ‘in progress of hating myself more’ because it’s that stage”

by jjvalenta February 10, 2020