insouciant

when you're just too damn cool to care about anything

cashier: would you like your check in the bag?
me: fuck yourself with it, i'm insouciant

by Margaretard October 1, 2008

Instruvention

(In-struh-ven-shun N.) When a rock band holds an intervention as a group for another member who is consistently using an instrument on stage that is embarassing to the rest of the group.

This might include but is not limited to the use of a 6 string bass guitar, a drumset with two bass drums, a keytar, a double neck guitar, anything made by PRS, a huge marshall stack, etc.

Jeb: Dude, we gotta do something about Ron, this is the third gig in two weeks that he has whipped out his skin flute for a random solo.

Clarence: You are right, get the guys and a 12 pack together. We need an instruvention... and we need it now.

by SparkyZee March 24, 2010

instagram model

An extreme selfie taker usually with a nice body, broke, with hopes of an athlete hitting them up in their DM's to meet up and bust one inside them to get pregnant.

NFL Player A: "Yo, check out this chick! She's fine af!"
*shows phone*
NFL Player B: "Bruh, that's an Instagram model. She'll sleep with you either for fame or accuse you of rape in a couple years when you get paid."

by berm May 21, 2016

cum inside me

Guys, if she's not on the pill, don't do it. You'll save yourself a ton of regret and stress. Even if she tells you it'll be fun. Even if she starts quoting Plan B effectiveness statistics while you're having sex. It's not worth it.

Julie and Brad having sex
Brad: this shit feels so much better without a condom on
Julie: cum inside me Brad
Brad: are you a literal dipshit?
Julie: Plan B works 99% of the time including the last time i told a guy to cum inside me
Brad: ok fine *cums inside*
Julie: omg that felt so good!
Julie:

by bobrick234 August 10, 2019

inshallah

arabic islamic origin - meaning 'god-willing' or 'if god is willing'

I'm coming home, I'll be there by Tuesday morning, inshallah.

by hhb September 14, 2006

Instagram

An app where people feel sorry for themselves because their friends did something more interesting.

Becky and her sluts were posting their newest Starbucks drink on instagram.

by TreuDat October 23, 2017

Culinary Institute of America

(noun; place) a drinking school with a cooking/baking problem

"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"

by DoughHoe November 13, 2011