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Instruvention

(In-struh-ven-shun N.) When a rock band holds an intervention as a group for another member who is consistently using an instrument on stage that is embarassing to the rest of the group.

This might include but is not limited to the use of a 6 string bass guitar, a drumset with two bass drums, a keytar, a double neck guitar, anything made by PRS, a huge marshall stack, etc.
Jeb: Dude, we gotta do something about Ron, this is the third gig in two weeks that he has whipped out his skin flute for a random solo.

Clarence: You are right, get the guys and a 12 pack together. We need an instruvention... and we need it now.
by SparkyZee March 24, 2010
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Instavention

An instavention is an orchestrated attempt by one or many people – usually family and friends – to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction to posting / and or liking to many photos on Instagram.
"My facebook news feed just informed me a friend liked 37 photo's on Instagram.. She needs an Instavention ASAP"
by @rekstar24 December 4, 2013
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instavention

When someone falls into a viscous cycle of seeing reality through an instagram filter and needs to actively remove the app from his/her world temporarily so he/she can re-learn to love life without the 'likes.'
When she started thinking in hashtags and seeing every joyous moment through XX Pro/Valencia (depending on the lighting), her friends knew it was time to stage an instavention.
by namastebitches July 15, 2014
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instruextionous

“Your looking instruextionous today
by Lapissa July 3, 2022
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