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Instruvention 

(In-struh-ven-shun N.) When a rock band holds an intervention as a group for another member who is consistently using an instrument on stage that is embarassing to the rest of the group.

This might include but is not limited to the use of a 6 string bass guitar, a drumset with two bass drums, a keytar, a double neck guitar, anything made by PRS, a huge marshall stack, etc.
Jeb: Dude, we gotta do something about Ron, this is the third gig in two weeks that he has whipped out his skin flute for a random solo.

Clarence: You are right, get the guys and a 12 pack together. We need an instruvention... and we need it now.
Instruvention by SparkyZee March 24, 2010
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Instavention 

An instavention is an orchestrated attempt by one or many people – usually family and friends – to get someone to seek professional help with an addiction to posting / and or liking to many photos on Instagram.
"My facebook news feed just informed me a friend liked 37 photo's on Instagram.. She needs an Instavention ASAP"
Instavention by @rekstar24 December 4, 2013

instavention 

When someone falls into a viscous cycle of seeing reality through an instagram filter and needs to actively remove the app from his/her world temporarily so he/she can re-learn to love life without the 'likes.'
When she started thinking in hashtags and seeing every joyous moment through XX Pro/Valencia (depending on the lighting), her friends knew it was time to stage an instavention.
instavention by namastebitches July 15, 2014

instruextionous 

“Your looking instruextionous today
instruextionous by Lapissa July 3, 2022

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026