Skip to main content

Human CentiPad

The Human CentiPad is a fictional creation in the season premier of season 15 of South Park. It is a play on the creation of an evil German plastic surgeon and the movie The Human Centipede, in which three people are joined together A2M in order to make a creature with one gastral tract.

The Human CentiPad is the same as mentioned above, but has an iPhone attached to the fact and iPad attached to the rectum. Kyle Broflovski forms the infamous "middle piece." It has 3G capabilities and does not know how to read. It prefers cuttlefish and burritos as its main source of food.
Since Eric Cartman was f*cked by his mom in a Best Buy, Steve Jobs decided to give Eric the first ever Human CentiPad.
by GerblesGerbles123 May 21, 2011
mugGet the Human CentiPad mug.

human scum

What robots like to call humans while they are trying to eliminate the human race.
by istalkforcashsucks April 15, 2010
mugGet the human scum mug.

Humanity

1. The condition or quality of being human.

2. A self-referential, conceited and delusional concept of benevolence despite 20,000 years of history as evidence to the contrary.
The people of Rwanda and Burundi demonstrate their humanity for each other.
by Snowcat October 16, 2003
mugGet the Humanity mug.

HumanCar

a super dope one to four passenger human/electric hybrid powered car
Let's rock the HumanCar DT and check the sitchy.
by Flash the dog January 5, 2008
mugGet the HumanCar mug.

Human Pandora

A person who listens to a certain word and starts singing a known song relating to the word. Almost like a radio on demand.

If you are on the phone or sitting face to face with such a person and you ask "Did you see the fireworks display?", the person will take the cue from the word and start singing "Baby, You are fireworks!" by Katy Perry.
Dude, You gotta talk to her, She's a Human Pandora.
by NashtyBoy February 24, 2011
mugGet the Human Pandora mug.

human diaper

The unsubtle version of Cunt for Red October, the human diaper is when you are being spooned by your partner, lift your top leg in the air, and pull their legs between yours so it looks like they are your diaper. Then you proceed to rip ass.
I ate a bunch of mustard and relish and chocolate chips that night because Veronica totally deserved the human diaper after what she did to my brakes.
by ectofunky July 11, 2011
mugGet the human diaper mug.

human DVR

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.
I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.
by Bvig33 February 14, 2014
mugGet the human DVR mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email