The next erection you get after masturbating with fruit but don't clean off the juice, letting it dry up and then it looks/feels like the Hulk bursting out of his shirt.
"I was off yesterday, and with watermelon being on sale, I decided to give myself a Hulk erection and watch porn "
by Will DaBeast June 4, 2019

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022

"Hulk Stroke" is a sexual term referring to forceful and vigorous hand movements during manual stimulation, either on oneself or a partner. The intensity mimics the Hulk's raw, uncontrolled strength, where the stroking is so powerful that it risks causing discomfort, bruising, or injury if not tempered with care or communication. It’s often done with the idea of overwhelming stimulation but may cross into harmful territory without proper awareness of limits.
“Last night was wild— I got lost in the moment, and I unleashed my inner beast with some serious Hulk Strokes that left me breathless and bruised up"
- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
- "Yo how are you so damaged."
- "I was hulk stroking"
by HomieIneedJesus October 2, 2024

Hulke is a descriptive name for someone who is really cheap and can't seem to ever pay for anything of his own
by Lucas wallace May 6, 2018

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.
by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022

The aspiring champion must acquire two chilled 1 liter bottles of Mountain Dew. It is critical that the challenge is started with a painfully full bladder. To prepare, each bottle of Mountain Dew is to be inserted into the nostrils. When ready, the aspiring champion will tilt their head back proceeding to chug the Mountain Dew through their nasal cavity while urinating at the same time. The challenge is to have completely chugged both bottles prior to finishing urination. In the event of failure, it is customary to do heroin as punishment.
by CosmicRatSalad April 28, 2022

1. An absolutely gargantuan sket bitch who could probably use a diet and hundreds of hours in the gym; can often be seen roaming around trailer parks or living in very cold countries.
2. When a fucking idiot, thundercunt, sket bitch loses her fucking shit and transforms into her final form: a gigantic fish to mimic her pussy, and with dirty octopus tentacles which spread from her (bottom) lips. Refer to Octopussy
2. When a fucking idiot, thundercunt, sket bitch loses her fucking shit and transforms into her final form: a gigantic fish to mimic her pussy, and with dirty octopus tentacles which spread from her (bottom) lips. Refer to Octopussy
“Holy shit did you see Brenda at the trailer park?”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”
“Yeah she’s let go of herself- turned into a right sket hulk.”
by le mule and sons March 7, 2024
