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Houdini Tootsie Roll

When one partner poops in the shower and the other partner magically makes it disappear. Equalling never having to buy groceries or clean up
Honey I'm hungry can you drop me a Houdini Tootsie Roll.
by Houdini's Magic June 24, 2023
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Houdini Stick

Angelina: My 3rd leg Craig is huge
Aiden: What's huge? Your Houdini Stick?
by cjho January 30, 2024
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Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022
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houdini

A professional cocksucker who can make a dick disappear like houdini
Andy: Make this dick disappear like houdini
Filip: Rawwr gulpgaa
by Sharon Jane MartinWeaverBr0wn December 10, 2023
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Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"
by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023
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houdini

verb
to seemingly disappear from someone or to bamboozle someone through clever movement
"Bro, where did he go? He freaking houdinied!"
by geok May 4, 2023
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Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear
My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini
by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020
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