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shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.
A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"
by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014
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Your mother is a homosexual

Your mother is a homosexual is a phrase posh people use instead of ur mom gay!
Prince John Fakename the Third: Your mother is a homosexual
Butler Bill: No U!
by r.dick.handler April 17, 2018
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Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality
by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021
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homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.
Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure
by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 25, 2010
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non-gay homosexual

A homosexual who does not identify with the gay community or as having a gay identity. They just want to live a normal life without the "gay" label but accept themselves for who they are/
He is not is the closet, he's a non-gay homosexual.
by AntDog14 July 7, 2008
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Fat Fucking Homosexual

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.
Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit
by John McCaffity May 8, 2019
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Alex The Homosexual Furry

adjective
A furry that tends to scream in VCs and cry themselves to sleep.

verb
Crying and saying UwU
guy 1: Man that guy is a real Alex The Homosexual Furry
guy 2: Yeah he really is!
by Homosexual.Fursona August 12, 2021
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