Mutual masturbation. When two men are jerking each other off simultaneously, they engage in an unholy handshake.
Look at Nathan and Victor! They're giving each other the old unholy handshake underneath those blankets.
by Dr. Betholemew Pinchot February 26, 2015
Get the unholy handshakemug. When the leg hair of two grown men momentarily touch and intertwine. The bonded men quickly pull away and give each other a head nod.
I was sitting at the bar on a hot summer day when a European man wearing 5 inch shorts sat next to me. There was no need to speak a word since we already greeted one another with an Avatar Handshake.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
-Derived from the term tsaheylu; the process in which a Na’vi rider in Pandora develops a bond with his mount or other worldly creatures. It allows two beings to mentally connect and share information with one another as well as gain access to each other's physical senses; they can even feel the pain of whatever they are bonded to, amongst other things.
by Cubbyguy September 25, 2023
Get the Avatar Handshakemug. An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.
Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!
by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022
Get the arkansas handshakemug. 1. v. A formal show of appreciation aimed towards greeting ones bedroom counterpart...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...
2. Adv. Gratuitous mouth hug/kiss making ones partner feel welcomed or accepted into their intimate circle...
1. Always remember that by giving a oral handshake, the effect left upon him/her allows more willingness and selflessness...
Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...
Oral handshakes are totally a modern day wave...
by Blake Child June 20, 2016
Get the oral handshakemug. by Mywifegotcapwned December 10, 2019
Get the Kentucky Handshakemug. At the end of a massage instead of looking for a happy ending you ask for a patriot handshake - due to the owner of the patriots being caught seeking penis relief after massages.
The massage therapist could tell that Bill needed a patriot handshake to get the full relief. Bill left Massage Envy satisfied and relaxed.
by Little baby Chuckers April 28, 2019
Get the patriot handshakemug. Sexual act in which a man sticks his hand in a bucket of ice (or cold beverage,) then thrusts his fingers into an unprepared female.
by Dante Novacaine September 23, 2013
Get the Siberian handshakemug.