Miami handshake

Colloquial slang for a blowjob.

In business, my father always taught me to seal the deal with a firm Miami handshake.

by pnwwnp April 26, 2012

El paso handshake

The act of spreading peanut butter upon a tortilla, microwaving it, then proceeding to masturbate to completion into your south of the boarder cock sheath.
Optional: border jumping is eating your lover after wards.

"oh man, last night I was giving my self an el paso handshake, was about to go south of the boarder when my mom walked in and asked for a bite."

by Sir Amadeus the 69th July 3, 2012

secret handshake

When your partner will not give it up so you wait for them to fall asleep and then use their hand to crank off.

She looked down feeling a sticky feeling in her hand and realized she was the victim of a secret handshake

by O boy it's E May 12, 2007

Sorority Handshake

When one sorority girl slides her fingers / hand inside another sorority girl's vagina during the passion of their lesbian encounter.

Girl 1: That sex we had last night was hot
Girl 2: I especially enjoyed the Sorority Handshake

by J "Assman" T March 15, 2011

Hillbilly Handshake

The sexual act whereby one uses one's hands to induce an orgasm in a direct relative. The Hillbilly Handshake is usually practiced by inhabitants of the U.S.A's southern states.

Bubba: "Pa, why is Ma making them strange sexual noises?"
Pa: "Your brother Cletus is givin' her a good ol' Hillbilly Handshake again. C'mon son, lets go watch Nascar in our trailer while we grow our mullets. AMERICA!"

by SpiesTigerVillain June 18, 2013

Magic Handshake

When two men meet, and greet each other by giving each other a handjob, henceforth 'greet' each other until one of cum.

Fred: Wanna do the magic handshake?
Raj: Sure!

by weednosethereindeer January 22, 2022

intern handshake

rectal exam. It's every surgery intern's job to do the rectal exam when a patient comes into the emergency room. This is especially the case on fat, drunk, soiled, homeless patients. The intern usually has to be reminded to do this by a senior resident or staff doctor.

Hey, go give that drunk piece of shit the intern handshake.

by Dr. Felchington October 9, 2009