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Swedish HandJob 

the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.
"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!
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Turkish Handjob 

Poop into a sock and give a guy a handjob
"OMG Sarah Josh was so drunk last night I gave him a Turkish handjob and he did not know the difference"
Turkish Handjob by FTWTFFF May 22, 2009

Jalapeno handjob

When you hope that burn is from the chilies she's been chopping...Jerking off or touching your junk with capsicum on your hands.
Dude, just gave myself a jalapeno handjob.

I told you not to jerk off after making salsa! You better put some milk on that shit, yo!
Jalapeno handjob by Shuaman April 17, 2017

Handicap Handjob 

The use of feet on the male genitalia during sex without the use of hands.
“Brooo, did you hear Rhett got a Handicap Handjob from Sam last night, she used both feet!”

weird handjob 

I am the one who invented this phrase. It is where you squeeze the dick up and down, over and over.
See when a man has a discusting/unsercumsized dick, you dont really want to touch it.
You try to go up and down but the skin follows your hand.
So you squeeze the sucker.
Corii was hooking up with a hott man. Little did she know that he had a fucked up dick. The weird handjob was invented
weird handjob by RichardRich October 8, 2008

welsh handjob 

Kevin hails from Wales, and he is an expert at giving Welsh handjobs.
welsh handjob by wandon December 12, 2009

yogapants handjob 

When one recieves a sexual act of the hand job while wearing pants!
Thad: Yo Fred i just got a yogapants handjob from my girl

Fred: Damn, she got a nice ass too