Handy

When a person walks on a cross walk when the red hand is up. A handy can only be comited twise. Plural:Double Handy

When I drove past Reserve Street I saw a young man commit a Handy.

by TacoSaurus69 February 27, 2011

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025

Ooti Handi

When someone is such a big idioto that they can't think straight. Ooti means dumb and Handi means handicapped which is basically saying that you are so dumb that its like you are handicapped.

Karen: What does this question mean? Me: Karen how do you not know that. Are you an Ooti Handi

by Thatrandomcatdude November 14, 2022

handy heater

When a person uses both of their hands to jack off a penis to create friction for warmth for the harsh winters.

Steve and Sheryl did the good ole handy heater to keep warm during the snow storm.

by DEEZ NUTZZ March 10, 2019

Handy candy

In February 14th you must give a handjob for a piece of candy of your choosing

Melissa gave me a handy candy for a butterfinger

by Hungry guy February 13, 2021

cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.

Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick

by The_rabbits November 13, 2017

Handy

That one friend who’s somehow sweet, hilarious, and insanely adorable all at once. He walks into any room and instantly becomes the main character. well-dressed, charming, and a gamer with a personality you can’t ignore. Handy is the best hype man you could ask for, a natural comedian, and absolutely incapable of filtering his thoughts. He’ll say something so unhinged you start questioning the entire fu— and then immediately remember it’s exactly why he’s the most lovable menace you know. Beyond the chaos, he’s incredibly talented, smart, passionate, and dedicated. One of those people who seems to shine in everything he does. You can’t predict him, can’t stay annoyed at him, and honestly wouldn’t want him any other way.

oh that's that cool guy Handy. Handolin Mandolin

by ethernetsangel December 1, 2025