yer what hurts?

a humorous all-purpose interjection used after someone makes a curious statement. intended to bring smiles to all persons in the immediate vicinity. heard frequently in the mid-eighties in and around smegwaukee.

charley: hey, that guy looks like renee zellweger, except that she's a girl and he's not
harley: YER WHAT HURTS?

don: man, i'd better get a move on, i've got a big exam tomorrow.
john: yer what hurts?
don: oh shut up, dickless moron!!
john: wow, that hurts, man. *sobs quietly*
don: YER WHAT HURTS?

by earpuller December 28, 2005

My blood hurts!

What whats-her-face says when she tries to pose with a possum on her leg.

possssummmmssss

by Zizzy September 26, 2003

my tummy hurts

When your stomach hurts, but you say tummy instead of stomach for some strange reason.

Mommiiiii my tummy hurts. I need foood.

by GOOGLE456 November 20, 2017

Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

by embzy June 24, 2009

my ass hurts

when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style

wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass

by this did not happen to me March 26, 2005

Hurts Derangement Syndrome

Hurts derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term usually for criticism or negative reactions to future MVP Quarterback, Jalen Hurts, that are perceived to be irrational, insecure and show complete lack of awareness of Hurts’ actual play, or promising future outlook.

The eagles defense was getting pushed all over the field, but Stephen Gallagher’s Hurts derangement Syndrome, caused him to blame the beloved QB for all the mistakes.

by Woodysanger November 15, 2022

Hurts my head

A thought or idea that is so radical or messed up that it causes a headache. To study for hours until you have a headache.

Seeing the five year old writing computer code on a graduate level "hurts my head".

by Leif Thoreson April 9, 2008