heated

Being very angry

<Forest> are you alright chris? <chris>> no, im so heated right now <Forest> why? <Chris> fucking jad dude

by cheatcode October 29, 2010

Hesitext

When an in person conversation is delayed due to sudden cell phone use, commonly from receiving a text

Anna: did you see the video I posted?

Adam : yeah I was going to...(receives texts and starts to reply)

Anna: that's the second time you hesitexted me today already, it's rude.

Adam: I'm sorry sis.

by Kungfuwoo December 21, 2014

heater hugger

A lame person that can't find warmth to enjoy so they decide to hug a heat fan for the day.

your such a @#%& heater hugger.
Fat1ne

by Fat1ne September 7, 2016

heated hot pocket

When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.

Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.

by Dr. Aquarius August 21, 2016

heshemeyou

a person you don't know the gender of

"what the hell is that!"
"its a heshemeyou, duh"

by Tunabros October 7, 2016

hecstended

Normally in a workplace when you have say a 4-5 hour shift and they extend you. It's only for about another hour or so but when you get hecstended they keep you for a minimum of 8 hours maybe more

You're getting hecstended today with all the call ins.

by Archangelreaper May 24, 2017

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017