casual glass of wine

a nonformal glass of wine. AKA, CGOW

George indulged in his biweekly casual glass of wine Tuesday afternoon.

by gurl1929929192919010011010 May 5, 2010

hittin the glass

smoking crack out of a glass pipe

Can you believe after months of rehab Tyrone is back to hittin the glass?

by Becky and Beatrice August 3, 2006

these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

Glasgow smile

A nickname for the form of torture that involves cutting a victim's face from the edges of the mouth to the ear, the cut, or its scars, form an "extension" of what resembles a smile. Usually the victim is given a small cut, around 1/4"-1/2", in the corners of the mouth and is then further injured by kicking, stabbing, or other means, causing them to scream and the cuts to further tear. It is also known as a Glasgow grin, Chelsea smile, or Chelsea grin.

Notably the Black Dahlia Murder, in which the victim was cut in half at the waist and given a Glasgow Smile. But maybe not in that order.

by Muhreetard December 18, 2008

glasseitious

a fetish for glasses

wow, alana, you have major glasseitious today!

by n1v0 October 25, 2010

Glasgow Bagpiper

Sexual act in which a man receives a very involved blow job mimicking the act of playing the bagpipes. The giver uses one hand to massage the balls and the other to stimulate the prostate. It is said to be a favorite Scotsmen young and old.

Angus was in a foul mood when he went down to the pub, but after a couple of pints and a Glasgow Bagpiper he felt like a new man.

by drunkenirishslang July 11, 2011

Glass Shoulder

The shoulder of a person that is made of glass. Particularly one that is prone to dislocation on mild impact with water / other objects.

Jeeezz...Harry's Glass Shoulder shattered when he hit the water! Now its all dislocated and ting.

by digital_rebel September 7, 2011