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ass groomer

A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009
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Butt Groomer

Someone who likes to shave butt holes. Fetish related
Yo that dude's a butt groomer, he loves to shave those booty holes.
by Troll star May 31, 2018
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Heterosexual Groomer

Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
by IcePanda April 19, 2023
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Groomer

A homophobic slur used by ignorant incels. It can also be used to describe the staff of conversion therapy organizations, as well as the families of children and teens who choose to send their kids to conversion therapy. The origin of the word is based in legal jargon.
Did you hear Kevin was sent to conversion therapy?

Yeah man. His parents are a bunch of frigging groomers.
by Pewpewpewrainbows September 3, 2022
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emperor's new groove

when a girl goes down on a guy and then spits the jizz back into his face, much like a spitting llama
the head was pretty good until she pulled the emperor's new groove on me. do you have any kleenex?
by irisclaire January 4, 2008
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groomer

some kid who overuses the word cope. Generally a Dick to be around he may even love cupcakes
Yo Dude, Yea? Bims a groomer, Not Suprised.
by Not A Groomer September 4, 2022
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jew groove

Man im in the best jew groove right now
by anyoneelse April 5, 2014
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