blow the grip

It means get the fuck outta here or go away.

Sam: Chris Rock better than Kevin Hart
Dave: Nigga, blow the grip

by YUNA September 13, 2013

vicars grip

When you hold a woman in a vice like grip bent over with one hand on her back and one holding her stomach, like how a vicar would hold an altar boy

I had that bitch in the vicars grip. There was no way she was escaping

by Tony Oz May 16, 2007

Get A Grip

One of the greatest Aerosmith albums of the 80s and 90s. Released in 1993 and selling 7 million copies, it featured the hits "Livin' on the Edge" and "Eat the Rich" as well as three even bigger hits propelled by Alicia Silverstone featured in the videos: "Cryin", "Amazaing", and "Crazy." A milestone album marking the crossover between 80s and 90s culture, rock and pop, explicit and clean.

What's your favorite song off "Get a Grip"?

by acb December 25, 2005

Granny Grip

The act of putting your hand in water for a long period of time with the intent of it becoming wrinkled. Then proceeding to masturbate to mimic the sensation of elderly hands.

My grandma just passed away so now I have to Granny Grip myself.

by SadCum69 August 28, 2015

Man Grip

The tuft of hair, often of an inverted triangle shape, that grows on the small of a man's back, usually just above the ass-crack.

Zach was laying on the couch all day being a lazy fool so Kara snatched him up by the man-grip and made him do some damn work.

"Get over here and give your mommy some or I'll hitch you up by your man grip!"

by Milo Delchokia June 15, 2008

infantry grip

A condition where on long deployments away from girlfriend, wife or booty call, a soldier will masturbate with a strong grip and furious motions. Side effects are lasting longer in bed upon returning because compared to infantry grip, any pussy feels loose.

Soldier- have you been banging a black guy while I've been gone?

Girl- no baby! Its just your infantry grip!

by comiekiller2012 June 9, 2011

Failure Grips

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009