goofy dream

1. the type of dream you experience after you smoke a bunch of marijuana. 2. a nap between bowls.

stoner: dude, i just woke up from the craziest goofy dream. i was floating through an ocean of j-ello.

by $LN$ September 10, 2009

Goon Walk

A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.

Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?

Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.

by sperrier March 15, 2010

goon-copter

A modern dance move created by a rather drunken sunflower.
Usually performed to filthy dubstep, but can be modified to suit any tune.

Anyone can do it, just drink the majority of a goon, and swing the near-empty sack above your head in a helicopter fashion.

He was so goon-drunk that he even whipped out the goon-copter!

by goon.love June 4, 2010

Goofy Pluto

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.

by rickbrunernyc May 2, 2012

Goon vase

Colloquial term for a large, usually rough container full of cheap and dirty alcohol, i.e., from a goon sack.

Let's use this goon vase for our game of Kings tonight and get f**ked up.

by MartinRex October 16, 2013

Gooey Raspberry

When a female on her period fucks her companion with her filthy tampon in the anus.

Girl 1: I gave steve a gooey raspberry last night.

Girl 2: Guuuuurl you's a nasty ass bitch.

by Greg10 October 29, 2014

gooey armstrong

When a guy slips his hand down a woman's pants from behind and fingers her gently while lifting Up on her butt cheeks with his palm for extra stimulation

Bob's so smooth. We were in an elevator alone and he slipped me a gooey Armstrong.

by Gurn the ringer December 6, 2014