Goomba

A slang term for a weak underling or minion, originating from the Super Mario enemy of the same name.

Go send a couple goombas to take care of it.

by Mattjod July 29, 2021

Goombah moment

When your Italian friend says some dumb ass shit.

(Can be used on none Italians as a comparison as well)

Ex:

Tony: Hey if the world is round, then how come our maps are flat?

That is a goombah moment.

by That big WOP August 16, 2021

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021

goodmaplemonday

the goodeist mapleest surupest monday.

"yo gimmie some blueberry surrup" says 1. "NO WHAT THE HECK IS WITH YOU, ITS GOODMAPLEMONDAY!!!!!!!!"

by anonymous November 9, 2021

goodakal

Goodakal means an idiot. A gigantic idiot who doesn't know how to do simple things

Stop being such a goodakal.

That goodakal ruined my dinner

by Goodakal Hater November 14, 2021

Goodmantaylor

BAMCIS! The most badass and unselfish Platoon Sergeant one will ever meet! When you are at your MOS School she will motivate you and lose sleep from trying to help her fellow classmates. If your class screws up then she will always try to take responsibility for it even when she doesnt have to. She still tries to be a good Marine and a good leader even when the instructors aren’t around. To get a leader like this you have to vote for one. Wu-Rah!

Aye Aye Goodmantaylor!

by BAMCIS1602 January 9, 2022

Goomba Man

Absolute fucking legend and will never be forgotten.

I GOT GOOMBA MAN TREE FROG CARD LETS GOOOO!!!

by Abdul Kruz January 10, 2022