Someone who is not a medical professional and uses the Internet to self diagnose a disease, medical condition, or other illness often with extreme inaccuracy.
Doctor Google, in Exam room 4, said according to the internet he has a tumor in his head as big as a basketball.
by boomshockalockas June 07, 2011
I deep googled the financial crisis of 2007 - 2008 and found lots of helpful information on page 5 of google search results.
by gosh114 April 15, 2015
I got some homework questions on a book, I Googled them and the questions and answers are all there, definitly a Google Teacher
by Ghostofchris May 31, 2009
When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.
Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.
Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.
Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.
by staples 1234 May 07, 2010
by Google Squirt April 28, 2019
Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits
Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes
Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes
by NightdesertHawkManguy February 28, 2014
Friend: where were you?
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google
Guy: I was smashing a chick with the blue hair who had yellow tinted glasses
Friend: ok google
by mvcg October 27, 2019