goat pull

When a man tucks his junk between his legs and attaches a rope to his balls to pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me into town?

by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

Goatgouch

Man who has a tiny penis and is a total douch bag.

Chris moyles is a total goatgouch!

by Yes mate! December 15, 2019

goatcious

acting like a goat, stupid, clumsy and speaking weirdly.

tom was feeling rather goatcious, as he banged into the door

by hdninja June 23, 2020

Goatshire

A fictional land originating from The Goat Simulator DLC: Goat Simulator MMO.

"I'm going to Goatshire tomorrow."

by CircusBaby242487 April 13, 2022

El goatto

A place where only goats can rule.

I visited el goatto last week.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.

X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."

by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010

mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

by Bobsmokin May 6, 2019