When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.
Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.
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person 2: frick yeah. she’s certified the coolest person ever in the urban dictionary
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