when an individual pulls up to a garage sale and is disappointed by the sales contents. can also be applied to car boot sales, yard sales and estate sales.
john went to this garage sale today trying to find some new games for his system but instead found a empty iphone box priced at 20 bucks, multiple old microwaves, and a hoodie with a hole in it. thats what i call a Poor Mans Garage Sale!
by kieralovedanny October 9, 2025
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Laura and Traci were on a burn cruise one night when they got pulled over. Traci says to Laura, "here put this in your garage alley so we don't get a possession charge".
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(Proper noun) Georges’s mom. Local legend says her garage has been “under construction” since the 90s but still takes every rusty delivery van, UPS truck, and random crackhead cock 24/7. Bro, she’s so leaky you could hear the squelch from the driveway and still smell last week’s nut on the welcome mat.
(Proper noun) Georges’s mom. Local legend says her garage has been “under construction” since the 90s but still takes every rusty delivery van, UPS truck, and random crackhead cock 24/7. Bro, she’s so leaky you could hear the squelch from the driveway and still smell last week’s nut on the welcome mat.
“I parked in Georges’s mom’s leaky garage last night and my balls are still dripping this morning. Shit’s basically a Super Soaker at this point.”
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