Glaffy

mentally and/or physically "challenged", usually someone who is insecure and skips out on activity's

girl: i think i'll pass, i am not very good at running

Guy: You are SOO glaffy!

by 7thsuperman August 27, 2011

gaffer

darwin's theory stated that human evolved from apes...gaffer evolved from grains cross breeded with coconuts.

gaffer is someone who f*ck*d your m*other.

by lord gaffer July 14, 2006

gaffle

To wreck, faceplant, crash, hit the pavement as in skateboarding, snowboarding et. al.

Little Johnny gaffled hard off that hand rail.

I got gaffled when I blew the landing on that double 5-set.

by skrinkus May 5, 2005

Gaff

to get head off a girl u don't really know

This bitch gave me a gaff then I kicked her out of the car

by orphieus March 7, 2005

gaff

1 of 2 meanings -
1- someones humble abode a house or apartment
2- a vagina

1- "We're having a party round my gaff"
2 - "Do you want to cum round my gaff" Caroline said, "Erm what time?" Sessel replied

by Sessel May 9, 2006

gaff

Slang for goth.
Started on Christs Piece (Cambridge UK)

"cheer up goth, oh i mean gaff"

by "adam the hippie" January 17, 2005

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003