poop poop golf

a game that you play on the toilet where you make an attempt to clog the plumbing by taking the biggest possible dump you can and then flushing. clog the toilet? WINNER!
dude i went in the bathroom to play poop poop golf and i took the biggest dump and clogged that son of a bitch!
by wyman4221 April 09, 2011
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golf-course effect

This is the type of facial hair with dual or multi escelons of hair giving the appearance of a golf course. Imagine the transition from the green, to the fairway, to the rough...
often not attractive but perfected by some.

Sometimes this can be attributed by laziness or immaturity--inability to grow hair evenly.
"Billy's beard is the perfect example of the golf-course effect."
by Ross Owens June 26, 2007
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Golf Cart Lovers

Two middle-aged men who have a close, personal relationship filled with sexual tension. Neither will admit that they are in love with one another. Instead, they park their golf carts close to each other, talk about TV shows they both like, such as Yellowstone, and wear matching tan suits.
Hey Bob, did you see Chad and Tony parked their golf carts next to each other? They must be golf cart lovers.
by _ceedub August 17, 2021
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Charlie Golf One

Navy phonetic alphabet code for "Standing by and ready to assist.

In the days before radio, seafarers devised a system of communication based upon flags and pennants. Warships in battle line received visual orders from their commander. Merchant vessels plying the ocean's trade routes "spoke" by signal flag. Eventually, an international signal code evolved recognized by the navies and merchant fleets of all nations.

Almost any message that can be communicated by the human voice can be represented by a series of signal pennants. The topmost flag, the international answering pennant, signifies that the vessel has received a distress call - CHARLIE GOLF "Stand by to Assist Me" and is responding to that request. The remaining three pennants, CHARLIE GOLF ONE say "I will stand by to assist you." These four pennants reflect a long maritime tradition.
Jester is Charlie Golf One. State the nature of your emergency
by Larry Peer March 09, 2008
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Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.
Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.
by Tony Bologna May 09, 2007
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Golf Lima Foxtrot

An unofficial acronym which, using the NATO phonetic alphabet, spells - G.L.F. This translates to 'Go Like Fuck' i.e. to accelerate to maximum speed in pursuit of a criminal, stolen car or other reason to get to a destination as fast as possible.

The term was first brought to the UK's attention in 1998 through a documentary broadcast under the title 'Golf Lima Foxtrot'. The programme asked wether the risk to the public by high-speed police chases could be justified in light of many deaths and accidents that had occurred as a result.

The police publicly denied that the term 'Golf Lima Foxtrot' was ever used, or that officers were in any way encouraged to take unnecessary risks when it came to high speed pursuits despite several police officers admitting privately that they were sometimes put under pressure to drive faster than they felt was safe.
Dude 1 in bar - "Shit, my wife is going to be home in 20 minutes, I told her I'd be at home looking after the kids."

Dude 2 in bar - "What are you waiting for 'Golf Lima Foxtrot' bro!"
by Phased Reality May 24, 2012
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Golf Cart Energy

When one is rich enough to own a property big enough to drive a golf cart on
Damnnnnnn that is some golf cart energy
by Fancyfanzy January 14, 2022
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