Gertile

An extremely beautiful and sexy women, that is very dumb.

"Oh my gosh, you're such a gertile"

by ighlibadigh October 10, 2011

The Gerry Hawkin Style

This is the style of a male, typically descended from Half Moon Bay. The stye mainly consists of flips flops and cargo shorts. Men who are seen wearing these types of items can be described as a follower of The Gerry Hawkin Style.

Some Dude: Yo, look at that faggot wearing flip flops and cargo shorts. Hes definitly into The Gerry Hawkin Style.

Some Bro: Hah, hes so gay. I'll bet you my right nut he lives in the castro.

Some Dude: Most likely. Lets go kick the shit out of him bro.

Some Bro: Im down dude

by Moss Mackesy June 26, 2007

gertz

A mythological creature. The Big Foot of modern times, it is said that when the aroma of burnt seeds and stems are in the air it is only a matter of time before this beautiful creature will appear from the depths of a local forest or marsh land. Practice extreme caution when this mythological beast does its mating ritual, he(she?!) will serenade you with the wymsical movements of a young Ellroy Jetson. (Researchers have coined the term "Jetson's Dance" for this phenomenom.) Do not feed this creature after midnight, and do not get it wet.

"Make sure the wind is blowing South East before you spark that, I don't want another Gertz incident"

by Spanky McJanky September 20, 2006

gerpy

a dirty and bacterial substance which consists of the most terrible of contraband and bio logically horrible smelly things, in one persons pants.

That man is TERRIBLY GERPY!!ewwwweeyyy!

by Janitlamason April 11, 2003

Gerky

A word that one weird kid uses to describe his feces. Gerky is when you squeeze out a massive shit, and when you try to flush, it clogs up the toilet and leaves a nasty odor so bad it kills the person going in right after you. When talking about your gerky poop story in class, be sure to not say it too loud or your teacher will politely ask you to change the conversation.

Weird kid: "So one time, I took a massive poop and when I saw it, it looked really gerky."
Classmate: "Lmao"
High school math teacher in the corner listening: "Change the conversation, please."

by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020

gert

another word for the most pimpin thing you've ever seen!

nick: that is the most gert ring ever!

kelli: i know right it is!

by danceyoudance! July 6, 2009

Gertroffenstien

A type of bongmonster that sloffs in his room all day making tunes and dabbling in 3D animation.

Stubidge gertroffenhausenstein vanheinelhurfenberg is a Gertroffenstien.

by Orsenstein August 31, 2006