Fritz

A fat king of cats that has a twitchy back, eats massive amounts of food, and chews on plastic easter strips.

Fritz got so satisfied when he discovered the fancy feast in his catbowl.

by stowsta April 24, 2010

fritz

anyone who is gay

Yo I heard that new coach was a fritz!

by parkview June 25, 2008

Frito Lay

Having sex with someone fat...and obviously eats alot of chips.

Remeber that fat chick, Cindy? Well, we went out last night and I totally got a Frito Lay.

by Dregs McLiken May 12, 2009

fritters

some type of german dessert...but my friends refer 2 it as r boobs!!! ya!

damn i'm so jealous of your big fritters

by toriborifori...idk September 30, 2007

fritzler

verb. the act of getting desperately lost, especially if fully equipped with navigational aids like GPS, map, compass, etc. Alternately, to seek love on the internet when all other human venues have failed.

Joe tried to take a trip to Vegas but he fritzlered and ended up in Baker, California instead. OR: Mike is very tired because he was up all night fritzlering on Yahoo Singles.

by super scout 221 May 25, 2006

deep-fried chinese fritos

Known for being an unusual aphrodisiac, deep-fried chinese fritos are a sensual food used often by younger couples who are looking for a snack to spark a quickie.

Man, I don't know about you hunny, but I could go for some deep-fried chinese fritos...if you know what I mean.

by give.me.an.ear.girl January 17, 2011

frito

one who enjoys being a theif.
i.e. frito bandito.

Don't let the FRITO BANDITO steal your chips.

by aAROn zURIEl April 6, 2005