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Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.
“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”
by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021
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cock hungry freshman

despite her manly appearance, she craves the male genitals of older, whore weary college males. Can be known to have bouts of constant mindless talking.
dude did you tap that ass last night?

no man, she was defiantly a cock hungry freshman...
by ostenbowa September 30, 2010
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the mexican freshman

The Mexican Freshman is the sexual act of Using Taco Bell fire sauce as lubricant while having sex with a virgin.
I gave Sarah the Mexican freshman last night and she loved it
by Candaaa May 28, 2014
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Birmingham breath freshener

When someone farts in your mouth while you are licking or sucking there asshole
"Susan had some really bad morning breath so I gave her a Birmingham breath freshener ."
by Bigcat35 January 2, 2018
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A sentence that cows say when angry at freshman. The sentence doesn’t make sense but they are cows so luckily it wasn’t just “moooooo”. This sentence is used usually by a group of three cows that all look like each other, are super bored with their lives, and smell really dank. ;)
One of the three cows: “mooooooo”

Non-cow person: “what was that”
One of the three cows: “moooo Does it look like it says freshman on it moooo?”
Non-cow person: “does it look like is says for smelly a$$ cows on it?”
One of the three cows: “mooooooo” *hairflip*
by thefabfag;) November 17, 2021
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freshman

A high school 9th-grader who owns a LiveJournal, complains about how much their parents are making their lives suck, tries to get as much attention from the older kids as possible, copies others to be cool... You get the idea. They're basically complete drama queens who should go back to middle school.
There should be a rule that you have to be at least 16 to enter high school; saves the rest of us a lot of stress.
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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