Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping, oral sex and ANAL!
by lolllolll December 7, 2017
Get the Relationship bases mug.When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)
Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....
by middleschoolshoulddie May 7, 2010
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(n):A relationship in which two people engage in sexual activities without any romantic expectations.
by KEJ09 October 21, 2009
Get the Fellationship mug.the result of an overly tall thin person dating a large round person, appearing like the number 10 when side by side.
by Mrs. J.Black September 6, 2009
Get the number ten relationship mug.A relationship break is some times what couples need whether it’s to sort out problems and differences and spend time apart or because the relationship is becoming too much or a lot or stressful for both people in the relationship. Being on a relationship break or a break for short doesn’t mean it’s a break up it means that your spending them apart for your own reasons in hope to benefit the relationship and cause less stress and you must still be as loyal as you were when you weren’t on the break.
I think we should go on a relationship break because we’ve been arguing a lot and need to spend some time apart so we can come back even stronger.
by Thepig04 July 13, 2018
Get the Relationship Break mug.This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.
by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009
Get the microwave relationship mug.It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.
Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?
Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!
Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!
by Rodie April 8, 2010
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