Californian Shower

When you stand under the place where the water is supposed to come out, but because of the low-flow device you don't really get wet.

I just don't have that clean feeling after that lame Californian shower.

by nsfwns February 20, 2013

nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.

Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."

by Mc B July 5, 2010

Blatian Shower

When there is plenty of toilet paper but you get in the shower after taking a shit and fall asleep in your own feces immediately flooding the bathroom and/or house. Used frequently by none other than Blake "the car crasher" Johnson.

If I take a Blatian shower, I can clean my booty hole and the bathroom floor

by DDIII August 8, 2017

shower hijack

When you start the shower in the morning to get it warm, but before you can get in, your significant other jumps in front of you.

This morning I started the shower to warm it up but my wife shower hijacked me

by diabolikal30 February 8, 2010

Cock Shower

How the Jonas Brothers bathe everyday.

Yo, the Jonas Brothers totally take cock showers everyday.

by AreTooDeTo October 18, 2008

Rape Shower

The act of showering or bathing following a particularly traumatic event in an attempt to wash away all physical and emotional traces of the horror just experienced. Typically effected in a foetal position, huddled in a corner of the shower stall, whilst weeping and limply rubbing a bar of soap over one's body as the scalding hot water mixes with the tears running down one's cheeks.

I'm not saying that this is the absolute goddam f***ing worst job I've ever had in my life, but the first thing I'm doing after I quit is go home to take a rape shower.

by pchr100 December 4, 2010

table shower

Washing of the body by another person, usually asian woman, while laying on a table. First face down then on your back so particular attention can be paid to private parts

Nearly all asian massage parlors now offer the table shower, you can have yours before or after the massage and if you are man enough you can have two happy endings

by Asian Lover & AMP expert September 18, 2007