bug fixes and performance improvements

What you write when you release an update for a piece of software, but are too lazy to make a proper changelog.

What's new in this version:
Bug fixes and performance improvements

by Sum-Yung-Gai January 26, 2023

Mechanic's Quick Fix

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

Fix it Females

Ella’s mom.

Fix it females is great

by Ellasmom123 November 25, 2021

pet fix

A quick, albeit, imperfect repair, adjustment, or workaround, especially upon vehicle (or other type of machinery) needed for immediate use, such as a computer, bicycle, automobile, or spacecraft.

Maj. Mason: "Colonel, what about those secondary (fuel system) checks?!"
Col. Price: "Let's just get it (all) together, and see if you can (learn to) live with your 'pet fixes', as they are. It's go for anything short of a fuel leak!"
(From the 1972 sci-fi B-movie, "Doomsday Machine")

by mastergeemoe January 9, 2016

Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021

footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.

Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"

by QuacksO January 26, 2023

Feed-fix

Acquiring food when you are really hungry

I'm really hungry and need a Feed-fix

by Butterflymorph28 August 6, 2021