kidie fidler

A molester

Daragh is a kidie fidler

by shdwrder March 18, 2017

semen filter

(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.

Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*

by 508gang July 5, 2017

face filter

The cringiest Snapchat "fad" ever known to man.

"HEY! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE NEW FACE FILTERS OMGOMGOMOGMOMG LITAF RELATABLE AMIRITE"

by Itsnoicedayyyyyy March 18, 2018

Jack Filered

When having sex. If the male is very dominant, and has a vigorous technique - leaving the girl with a vagina as open as the Mexican border it is often stated they have been JACK FILERED.

He was fuckin massive last night, my fanny was gaping! He proper Jack Filered me, my nigga.

by Jizzlamic State May 30, 2018

Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

No Filter February

Since both girls and boys completed (No Makeup December) and (No Nut November), they should both NOT USE ANY FILTERS IN FEBRUARY!

UGLY BOY\GIRL: WHY DID YOU TAKE A PHOTO WITHOUT A FILTER
PERSON: because its NO Filter February

by Cakelovesshard December 1, 2019

creme filler

when cut a hole in the tip of a condom and nut into someone’s ass hole

my boyfriend gave me a creme filler last night

by Queen master February 11, 2021