Guys born on this day have a really nice dick, they are tall and goofy as well. Girls born on this day are sexy as fuck and have a lot of cake if you know what I mean.
by MediumDickRandy October 21, 2019
I was born on February 29th. *is better than you*
by omgztrendwhore September 25, 2005
by Andy whelan October 17, 2019
February 9th also know as national pizza day
Friend 1: Hey it's February 9th
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus
Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza
Friend 2: ok and...
Friend 3: it's national pizza day you Dingus
Friend 1, 2 and 3: let fuck some pizza
by Missa582 October 14, 2019
by yo chilllll October 15, 2019
National Yeet day. On this day you can yEeT your life away. yEeT is a word commonly communicated between memester. This can be to fling and object or an actual human being.
People born on this day may develop a fondness for ‘this is a McDonald’s drive thru’ meme and are likely to get arrested at the age of 21 for peeing in the local water tank. There is an 88.5% chance that they also apply for service to those born on November 9.
"Hey man, why do you keep glancing at the water tank over there?"
"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."
"Uhh... I dunno man it just looks... so tempting for some reason... I sort of want to pee in there as a prank you know..."
"Yo wait weren't you born on February 26?"
"Yes, so what?"
"Well didn't you turn 21 about two months ago?"
".........oh no."
by Sydney Sage October 15, 2019