Fat crush

When you have a huge crush on someone

You have a fat crush on her

by funnycar56 June 17, 2019

fat ape

a very clueless person who is often idiotic. They love sugar and cake and are often fat. They are best friends with dumbos and sisters with a stupid idiot. They are destined to be a elf, astronaut, a ballerina and a mom. They are pretty awesome but not as awesome as dumbos. They try crossfit but fall a lot.

Person 1: Hey Fat Ape

Person 2: Hi Dumbo
Person 2: I hope you die
Person 2: It is likely afterall, I am a fat ape

by CoolioDumbo December 12, 2017

Fat Sweats

The act of being fat and sweating profusely without any sort of exertion/and or just thinking about hard work, or food.

Junior started getting fat sweats while sitting on his fat ass, thinking about how to deep throat a corn dog.

by NickyLee October 20, 2011

Fat Fuck

A triple-insult designed to really hit home. It is in fact three separate insults;

1. You're Fat
2. You're a Fuck
3. You're a Fat Fuck.

Shut the fuck up you Fat Fuckin Fuck.

by Go ham October 3, 2012

fat coochie

When a girls coochie is plump and moist. Good to fuck

Girl: my coochie is so fat he came so fast
Boy: she has a fat coochie

by Fat_coochie October 5, 2017

Fat dog it

A replacement of the phrase bear down, fat dog is gonna be used until it isn’t too soon to use “bear down”

Fat dog it for midterms

by Kdawg9001 August 23, 2021

fat-finger

To press another button accidentally, while pressing numbers or letters that you meant to, resulting in an incorrect extra number/letter. Such as when typing something, or dialing a phone number.

Someone fat-fingered the p instead of the o, that's how pwnage was made.

by Jessica H. September 20, 2006