falco

the bestest little birb boy from aot!! such a cutie sweetie pie and i love him!! he’s 13, about 4’7 and he can turn into a giant birb

look at falco! he’s flying! he saved the alliance!!

by anonymous December 10, 2020

useless fanboy

An especially nasty version of the usual fanboy that in addition to being fanatic about a subject is so arrogant about its superiority (or its opposition's inferiority, in many cases) that they'll never budge an inch even if you hit them with a two-ton truck of reasoning against it. As such, they are USELESS in conversations that might involve someone saying (or implying) something negative about the subject they're a fanboy of.

Useless fanboys can be seen everywhere where opinions clash, from brand loyalty to politics. They are the enemy of rational discussion and all those that practice it. Avoid these kinds of people at all costs.

See: console fanboy

Useless Fanboy: Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Depends what you want to use it for.
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Ever had a BSOD?
Useless Fanboy: Doesn't matter. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: You're beginning to sound like a broken record.
Useless Fanboy: Bite me. Windows > Mac
Normal Person: Will you at least concede that Windows has SOME faults?
Useless Fanboy: Nope. MAC SUCKS! WINDOWS FTW!

Republican: You're too liberal!
Democrat: You're too conservative!
Non-voter: This is why I don't vote.
Normal Person: There's no way I can convince any of you that your views may be even partially wrong, is there.
Republican: Hell no! GTFO!
Democrat: Hell no! GTFO!
Non-voter: Hell no! GTFO!

by Maginomicon August 11, 2008

Dark_Falcon

A mountain lion with no teeth or claws

A tormented loner afraid of his "inner demon"

An affected half wit who fails at everything

A salesman who envies Willy Loman's success in life

Oh, look, a lamb who roars like a lion! Must be a dark_falcon.

Bob got canned because he couldn't sell ice water to people in hell. He's a real dark_falcon.

by macthebutterknife April 19, 2011

Apple-Fanboy

A passionate advocate and promoter for Apple operating systems and hardware; also known as an Apple Evangelist.

"Android is a perfectly valid system, quit being such an Apple-Fanboy!"

by kaceykaso January 29, 2012

fanboy

A fan of a certain thing who will tolerate no criticism of that thing. Most often associated with "nerdy" subjects, especially the video gaming community. Most people are likely to encounter fanboys over the Internet, as the veil of anonymity allows the fanboy to be as aggressive and arrogant as he likes without the possibility of reprisals.

Ordinary, well-adjusted game player: "Good game everyone."

Hulking, stinking, fast-food loving arrogant fanboy: "OMFG YOUR A NOOB LOL I COULD KICK UR ASS UR MOM (etc.)"

by Muttering Master March 7, 2007

facocked

adj.

1. Fucked-up half-cocked
2. Not easily understood

I thought everything was fine before we got arrested; in retrospect, the plan was facocked to begin with.

The whole Iraq situation is facocked.

by D Mack September 2, 2005

Fancharacter

A made up character based on a character in a book, movie, or T.V show. Sometimes, a fancharacter could be made without any relations to a character already existing.

My fancharacter Speedy.
Name:Speedy
Age:14
Species:Hedgehog
Based on:Sonic the Hedgehog

by Kimberly Perez September 30, 2006