facebook 

a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-

christina : yooooo zac man wz up??!??!!111?////!?? hw u doinnnn?!?!?!?!!111///??!!!!1111//one!!!!??
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....

facebook by manda hi ! November 10, 2011

Facebook 

A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.

They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!

Facebook by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021

Facebook 

ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace

thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,

Facebook by I cant afford a good name October 5, 2008

FaceBook 

n. 1. A social networking site, originally desgined for college students, but has stretched out to anyone 14+ years old. This has been suggested as a safer, more fun enviroment for people to keep in touch.
2. The reason my homework is never done.
3. A book of face.
v. To interact with FaceBook in any way.This includes, but is not limited to, chatting, setting your status, checking the newsfeed, stalking, and/or logging in.

1. I keep in touch with old class mates through Facebook.
2. I forgot to do my homeworl because I was on Facebook!
3. Yoda would say a book of face instead of Facebook.
4. Dude, that guy loves to Facebook!

FaceBook by Defiant Blob February 8, 2010

facebook 

(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.

When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.

facebook by foxhead120 October 3, 2010

Facebook 

Preppy ass bitches & sluts get all the credit for being pretty because of make-up they cake on their face.

Preppy girl: Omg like I totes love putting all this make-up on and taking 3,000 pics and posting them to Facebook while all the douchebags like it and all the other preppy sluts like me tell me I'm so pretty!!!!!!!

Facebook by I Hate Facebook. September 6, 2011

facebook 

1) cocaine, white, "cool stuff"

Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?

facebook by Malec April 14, 2006