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Future

Is thing that Billie eilish is in love with
Billie eilish: I’m in love with my future
by I.stole.your.cat September 22, 2020
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dystopian future

An "era" where YouTube has replaced outdoor play in children / during childhood. This "era" started in the latter half of 2010's but intensified during and after COVID-19 pandemic. This "era" is akin to what sci-fi movies from 1990's ~ early 2000's has warned us.
The rise of a dystopian future where children prefer YouTube over outdoor play reflects the concerns raised by earlier generations in sci-fi films.
by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025
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Future-fucking-istic

For something that is so future looking it can’t be described in basic statements such as futuristic. The word also shows superiority to anyone who uses futuristic
That 2x4 insulation roll is future-fucking-istic
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Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.
The customer has requested a future enhancement .
by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017
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future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.
jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.
by I'mHim August 24, 2023
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back to the future mobile

The "Delorian" presented in the "Back to The Future" movies. What an angry person might say when he's stressed .playing Rocket League with his annoying friends
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