Russian funnel

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!

Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?

by ohthatgurl007 February 10, 2018

funnelling (felch recycling)

The act of felching first and then redepositing semen into a second orifice with the use of a funnel.

Damn dawg I gots a tape of Maria Conchita-Alonso doing some mad funnelling!

by Mcfelcha January 27, 2003

funnel

A metaphor for how a sales organizations churns through leads.

initial lead -> cold call -> qualified lead -> money deal

At each step, more potential customers get weeded out. Hence, the funnel.

There will be no sales to close if we never feed the funnel.

by vanilla g-lotto December 20, 2004

British Funnel Cake

When one defecates through a strainer onto someone else creating a funnel cake pattern on that person.

Dick and Jane were pretty close, but her stomach hurt. So, a British Funnel Cake was the best answer.

by PopUp5 May 26, 2008

Funner

more fun or I win you lose.

To pee is so much funner than to poop.

by Jacob Berman October 25, 2004

Funner

adj., provides a higher level of satisfaction than something else.

Yee, winning is funner than losing!

by mss3963 December 6, 2009

funner

more fun than just fun.

what would be funner to do today, eat or sleep?

by surpderpda August 1, 2011