funch

an adjective describing ones appearance, manner or overall state of being.

That bitch was nasty, belly all hanging out, lycra stretched to the point it wasn't lycra anymore. She was totally funched.

by Jckshouse October 14, 2006

High functioning

A way of saying somebody is not doing too bad for a dysfunctional, fucked up guy.

He is high functioning enough to complete a sentence, but he's still not walking straight and chewing bubblegum at the same time yet, he's gonna be 40 years old soon, oh well.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020

funch

The act of nibbling teasingly on a man's taint

Gay man 1:what did you and ralfy do after you left the party?
gay man 2: O man we funched all night.

by RAPEBRIMLEYYAYASMOKK June 11, 2009

Funcle

A contraction for "fucking uncle" If your uncle was an asshole, or had beaten you, whatever your case may be... he is a funcle.

My funcle just yelled at me for getting home at 11:00 at night and I'm 24!

by bowflexdan July 27, 2010

funcing

A very versatile word. Use it in place of such words as jumping, taking a picture, table, seven, bunny, and/or potato chip.

Man, I'm really funcing pissed off right now. My funcing fell off the funcing and that little fuzzy funcing ran off with 'em.

by SASW April 9, 2004

Funco

A Fucking Unco(unco-ordinated)

Dam, Check out that Funco

by Beevs March 21, 2004

Funcle

When a woman fucks two men that are brothers, gets pregnant, and births the child. Unaware of who the true father is, the two men are both labelled the "funcle." A father uncle.

Brother 1: Amy really wants to have sex with brothers.

Brother 2: I'm up for it, but only if we wear condoms. I don't want to be a funcle at 25.

by haveyoueverbeenwithsistersbefo April 14, 2021