The French Experience

The act of taking a dick in the ass on a nude beach in Nice, France.

When I was in Nice, I enjoyed The French Experience.

by meh2354 October 2, 2010

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 1, 2014

French Faguette

When someone is being a lame or otherwise a bitch. A play on words of the classic French bread and the slur for homosexuals.

"Hey is Julian gonna come over and chill?

"Nah man he's being French Faguette"

by HIKMNO January 11, 2019

Chicken French

Tool used by Rochestarians to get into the pants of women.

Yo baby, how about I take you home and make some Chicken French?

by Steak Eater October 22, 2004

[french class]

the worst 60 minutes of your day/life.

just saying, french class made me make animal sounds today. ughh!

by clairebear12 January 23, 2009

Downstairs French

When you perform cunnilingus on a lovely lady. Maybe she's not so lovely. You do what you want with whom you want.

What do you say you put on that beret and put my baguette in your mouth while I go downstairs French. Don't worry about being all Marcel Marceau. My mom won't be home for another half hour.

by Mike Digital March 4, 2019

french mortar

When one shoves a croissant in their own shitter and proceeds into duck and cover position with their ass aimed high in the air and lets out a massive fart launching the croissant into the partners mouth making for a delicious treat.

Madison got into position and launched a perfect french mortar right into andrews mouth.

by ElongD69 November 7, 2017