The French Experience

The act of taking a dick in the ass on a nude beach in Nice, France.

When I was in Nice, I enjoyed The French Experience.

by meh2354 October 02, 2010

French Crepe

Just like a Dutch Oven, however instead of simply farting under the sheets and covering up your lady's head to suffer, you shit or diarrhea in your drawers to make it unbearable under there. Be prepared to be single after this act, do laundry, and possibly buy a new mattress

"Last night, to break up with my lady in THE ultimate creative way, I French Crepe'd her. Not only did she vomit, but once I let her out from under the sheets she ran outside screaming bloody murder. It was epic."

by Tbagger#1 July 01, 2014

French Faguette

When someone is being a lame or otherwise a bitch. A play on words of the classic French bread and the slur for homosexuals.

"Hey is Julian gonna come over and chill?

"Nah man he's being French Faguette"

by HIKMNO January 12, 2019

Chicken French

Tool used by Rochestarians to get into the pants of women.

Yo baby, how about I take you home and make some Chicken French?

by Steak Eater October 23, 2004

[french class]

the worst 60 minutes of your day/life.

just saying, french class made me make animal sounds today. ughh!

by clairebear12 January 24, 2009

French lunch

Sex on your lunch break

The kids were both at school, the wife called me upstairs for a French lunch!

by Throb56 August 24, 2021

French Relish

In the act of taking any sort of food and putting it inside of a human asshole and than eating it

I use dillon forester for French Relish

by Nuttsack69 November 13, 2011