freedom fries

An American's stupid, sad attempt at being patriotic, because a bunch of snail-eaters refused to cooperate in George Dubya Bush's Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign. Americans hate the French, but they sure eat Fritos, and Fritos is derived from the French word "frites", which is what the French call their fries.

I'll still call them FRENCH fries because that's what they were always called, never mind that the French didn't invent them.

by AYB April 27, 2003

Freedom convoy

A mobile group of grown adults throwing the equivalent of a toddler fit when they don’t want to follow rules of society. Often engaging in disruptive and annoying acts. A convoy may make wild accusations that complying with these rules will lead to communism all while complying with speed limit, seatbelt and sobriety rules that have not yet led to communism. Convoy funding may or may not use anonymous funding from communist countries. Synonym(s): Pawn, puppet

Mom: The kids didn’t want to nap so they had a freedom convoy in the front yard.

Partner: Then what happened?

Mom: they fell asleep on the lawn.

by Riled up Roy January 30, 2022

Freedom Dr.

The place where you can always come to get weed if you live on the west end of Belleville, IL

"Nigga if u lookin for that Tooty fruit, go to Freedom Dr. Behind Creehan's Pub

by 618Nigga June 19, 2008

freedom

In America, it means the ability to do anything without your spouse, kids, mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, mayor, government, or boss/teacher/(insert superior here) getting on to you about it.

Freedom is a magical, mythical thing that will never be possible no matter how much the American public schools tell you so.

by kameleonkat October 27, 2003

freedom

Something that only exists in fairy tales. In real life, however, it can't exist.

by fedzMONKEY October 1, 2003

freedom

Freedom means America

America is Freedom!!

by Danny West February 5, 2008

freedom friday

a 24-hour event in which participants must be drinking some sort of alcoholic beverage from 6 AM on a given friday until 6 AM saturday. any drink that is finished must be immediately replaced by another drink for the entirety of the 24 hours. sleeping is obviously not allowed.

(8 AM on a saturday)
john: joe you look absolutely terrible, what happened to you?
joe: (pukes in a trash can) dude me and my friends celebrated freedom friday last night, i drank 30 beers total and went to bed two hours ago

by jonniesmyth November 11, 2010