The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
Get the jumpin jack fleshlight forummug. Refers to a degoratory term used to label shitposting racists who play the Roblox game World of Magic.
by arcainodysseiliker December 13, 2021
Get the ao forumermug. The swelling of one's ego as a result of constantly disparaging those who ask reasonable questions on forums, often with the assumption others will join in. A result of daddy issues, low self-esteem, having nobody in the real world care for them, and wanting to prove that they know some obscure thing.
"Man, I asked how to do an extremely complex process that isn't explained anywhere else on a forum meant to help people like me, and everybody insulted me!"
"Oh, don't worry, those guys just have forumitis."
"Oh, don't worry, those guys just have forumitis."
by BeeTeeDubya August 10, 2015
Get the forumitismug. A girl posting on a forum with no real knowledge of the site content and is only there to pick up members.
by SOMEKHANT August 11, 2016
Get the Forum fluffmug. Common ground with an animal
by Anonymoususer6 July 23, 2019
Get the conking forummug. by anduska July 27, 2023
Get the forumsmug. A tension breaker towards some angry person. If the angry person couldn't answer this, confused or gets annoyed, you win :). quoted by danjackknife
Person A, "You f**ker!"
Person B, "Are you a forum?"
Person A, "WTF?", continues to be mad
Person B laughs inside
Person B, "Are you a forum?"
Person A, "WTF?", continues to be mad
Person B laughs inside
by danjackknife April 1, 2021
Get the Are you a forum?mug.