flaming penis

When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!

OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....

by Bobby leche March 3, 2016

Flaming hot donkey

When u put a condom on your penis then pour hot sauce on it and shove it up her ass

I burned her with my flaming hot donkey last night it was wild

by A1.sauce May 11, 2021

Flaming Snorkel

Igniting one's pubic hair whilst receiving fellatio.

I told that asshole I'm up for a flaming snorkel... not singed eyebrows.

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

flaming ambush

When you're banging a girl from behind and you set fire to her pubes.

Dude, Brenda was getting it good and to add to the excitment, I decided to give her a flaming ambush

by Mark Philip Hurd May 27, 2008

flaming hetero

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up impulsive version of a ladies man.

What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week.
George Clooney in a cocaine psychosis.

by jerzeesneed August 12, 2007

Flaming Hand

The Flaming hand is the process of dipping one's hand in kerosene then lighting that hand on fire, while quickly inserting your hand into a woman's vagina. The later result is quite obvious and hilarious.

"We won't be hearing from that slut for a while, Timmy gave her the ol' Flaming Hand."

by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 7, 2008

Flaming Yawn

A humorous spelling for a really bad steak.

"Your filet mignon, sir."
"More like flaming yawn! It's like eating a towel!"

by Mr. Dembones September 19, 2007