fixing my margins

a euphemism for masturbation

I was really stressed out at the end of the day, but after fixing my margins I became very relaxed.

by Disco Dan the Moustache Man November 7, 2011

Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

Fixing my chair

When you gotta wank off your dick but just say you have to fix your chair as a coverup

Yo guys I gotta go because i'm fixing my chair

by YeBruhEatDick April 16, 2018

fixten

best ship in the world

Guy: OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT FIXTEN DID??
Girl: YES OMG THEYRE SO CUTE

by magnus4live March 2, 2022

miss fixer upper

a female who likes to help someone do little duties; female everyone remembers for being so nice

my friend Ali is so nice, she made my day by altering my stylist pen with tape, so it'd stay in it's holder; she's such a miss fixer upper!

fixerfemalehelpnicelikes

by winnipegdude July 13, 2012

fixie

A bicycle lacking a freewheel mechanism in the rear hub. That is the crank set and rear wheel are completely dependent of one another. To propel forward or backwards the pedals must be moving.

Aaron lets go lay down some skids; I just tuned up my new fixie.

by Jared September 2, 2004

fixin

about to go do something, or making something

I'm fixin to goto the store. I'm fixin dinner.

by Candy November 23, 2002