Figget

'Fig' for short, is a substitute for the word 'faggot' with the intention of insulting a person, without meaning gay and triggering the LGBTQ community. (Figget =/= Faggot)

Hamish Bull is a figget who caught herpes from his dad.

by Steven hsiao December 7, 2016

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Fidge

The sludge that occurs when one farts and gets blowback in the upper part of the crack.

"Dude you gotta do something, earlier when we were on the court and you charged that lane some of your fidge got on my jersey..."

by Tinklebritches February 22, 2009

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fidgit

When you are very dumb and don't know what your doing

Billy: Hey mom how do I use this blender?

Mom: Billy you are very fidgit you dumby .

by HI DUMB PEOPLE December 12, 2016

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faggotoids & figgety fags

Faggotoids are the super hero fags such as "The Ambiguously Gay Duo" on SNL's T.V. Fun House.

While the figgety fags are the side kicks of the faggotoids such as "Robin" from "Batman".

The faggotoids & figgety fags in this movie wear special thongs underneath their costumes.

Figgety fags are great.

The faggotoids and figgety fags join to fight the queer-a-sexual from becoming the flaming queen of Got-Ham city.

I like the glutes on that faggotoid.

The figgety fag has plumpy ones too!

by Daylene June 29, 2006

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fidge

to procure by way of deception

Girl #1: Johnny is so cool. Last night he took me to this totally A List party full of celebrities!

Girl #2: C'mon already - buy a vowel if you're clueless. He's probably their dogwalker. He fidged the invite, stupid.

by happiegrrrl February 7, 2004

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