Feminism Inc

The pseudo-religious group of upper middle class, mostly white women (and men) who are in the business of dividing the sexes. Not to be confused with women, or normal mild feminists who believe in equality, Feminism Inc is a disparate group of often powerful ideologues who believe, for example, that men should be sent to prison on the mere word of somebody else. Tellingly, none of the male members of the Feminism Inc congregation seem to fall on their swords and resign their positions, instead preferring to demonize other men ad nauseam as if they themselves are part of a different species.

They believe in their own version of science, like Scientologists, Creationists and witch doctors do and generally live off government/public money in one form or another because people are generally a lot nicer than they are in the imaginary dystopias they fantasize about, where they wouldn't receive a penny because the evvviiill patriarchy would have sent them packing.

My son was sent to prison for life on the word of a mental patient, if it wasn't for lobbying by Feminism Inc to remove due process he'd be living a peaceful life.

by nosuchthingasnow April 20, 2018

Schrödinger's feminism

a woman is simultaneously a victim and empowered, until something happens. Then she chooses which state benefits her the most.

A man: ''I love cooking, and my wife has a great business that provides for a family!''
Schrödinger's feminism woman: ''No man ever deserves this!!!!''

by JoeyJaggle May 20, 2022

White feminism

Defining empowerment of women in terms of western privilege and ideals.

Women who wear hijabs are not standing up for themselves is an example of white feminism.

by Mici207 September 23, 2016

Toxic Feminicity

A Plural word for Toxic femininity - To be a toxic feminist

Kanye: I don't understand why they had to be that aggressive

Marta: It's toxic Feminicity

by Kstackz October 20, 2020

Schrödinger's feminism

Schrödinger's feminism is a type of feminism that has a hypocritical double standard. In it, anything in the world where men have dominance is declared proof of an oppressive tyrannical patriarchy, whereas places where women have dominance (education) is seen as proof that men are inferior. Likewise, men's failures are laughed at while women's successes are applauded. Men's struggles are dismissed as their own fault or even something they deserve. Male led societies are evil while female led societies are justified. Notable purveyors of this ideology include Liza Mundy and Hanna Rosin, and to a small extent also Elizabeth Badinter.

Friend 1: I really feel like my gender studies class is super biased. They claim that men running things is evil but at the same time if women were atop the hierarchy it would be justified when things are reversed.

Friend 2: Schrödinger's feminism is basically what your gender studies class is indoctrinating you guys with. It's hypocrisy at the highest level.

by PeterGriffindorVoxMan July 11, 2023

Intersectional Feminism

The scurry for new sources that arises when demand for oppression outstrips supply

"I am so oppressed!!!"
"Really.. How?"
"I'm not sure yet. But intersectional feminism is opening up whole new horizons in places I can be oppressed!"
"Great! For a moment there I was scared we couldn't be victims any more"

by MillenmiumMan January 21, 2020

Rules of Feminism

As referred to in Mean Girls, the Rules of Feminism state that no girl can date her friend's:
Ex-Boyfriends,
Crushes,
or
Relatives
Follow these simple rules and avoid hell in Girl World.

"Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!" - Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)

by R!aaaachellll July 19, 2007