FBI

The FBI is people that say FB
I open up. They will do that if you do a Federal crime

FBI: knock knock.Me: Who th- FBI: Fbi open up! Me: Ahhhhhh!

by Unknown_and_kermit December 9, 2019

FBI

FB(facebook) + I (illuminati)
Think about it.

Dude, did you know that Facebook and Illuminati mean FBI.

by Dèmon March 8, 2020

FBI

Fucking Bumbling Idiots
Fucking Be Insideous
Forking Broke Idiots
Freaks Breaking In
Forking Be inclusive

FBI one can spend a lifetime coming up with meanings.

by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023

FBI watchlist

A list of people selected by the FBI who will get a new expensive deluxe watch if they go to the FBI headquarters.Its a very exciting experience according to the people who made it on the list.

Brian:damn Steve, you got a nice watch .where do you get it from?

Steve:oh I made it on FBI watchlist.

by Chuttadmal ☹️ April 14, 2023

I am on a FBI watchlist

a phrase used to state that you've done something something metaphorically criminal

Sir Robert The Thirtieth: I am on a FBI watchlist for what happened tuesday
Joe: what happened
Sir Robert the Thirtieth: You do not want to know.

by CracklyNewt May 21, 2023

FBI

Fausse Bonne Idea (orig French); An idea that at first seems really good but after some thought or in hindsight, it is actually quite stupid. This is very common amongst teenagers.

I thought I could launch a bottle rocket out of my ass, I guess that was an FBI.

by Boogienights October 7, 2007

FBI

Fuck Being Indicted

Joe: playa my uncle just got Indited.
Ken: as Datyon Family says FBI
Joe:?
Ken: Fuck Being Indited.

by KiddCold September 6, 2009