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Epitasisturophobia

My friend screamed when I peeled my string cheese, for she has epitasisturophobia.
by LordGoose December 29, 2023
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Epstain

Flying on that jet gave him an epstain he can never wash out!
by DigitalR3x January 3, 2024
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Epitasisturophobia

She has epitasisturophobia so she shrieked when he stretched the cheese stick.
by LordGoose January 5, 2024
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easitycheesityphobia

Brain has easitycheesityphobia, he’s terrified of Easy Cheese
by ppolaraid January 8, 2024
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eptitude

He has eptitude for handling broken engines.
by oyvay January 9, 2024
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Epsteined

When someone has sex with you girl and the Israeli Intelligence secretly record video to blackmail him later
Alex Jones got epsteined, he never talks about Israel anymore and changes the subject when asked about it.
Elon Musk got epsteined. After epsteining him, the Zionists took over Twitter.
by Alex_Jones_the_real January 12, 2024
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epistemics

The quality of a person's skills in epistemology ― cognitive bias compensation, scientific skepticism toward oneself and others, bullshit like that. Associated with reasonableness, curiosity, empiricism, a burning for learning, obsessive devotion to evidence as the arbiter of truth, mental modeling skills, high-rung thinking, evenhandedness, honesty, humility, a love of simplicity, perfectionism, precision, scholarship, game-theoretic analysis, statistical literacy, and other junk the human race hasn't figured out yet.
"Oh, I do ClearerThinking quizzes most days to boost my epistemics. Plus I read Harry Potter And The Methods Of Rationality and LessWrong, to help me be cool like Yudkowsky, Scott Alexander and those other navel-gazing windbags I never read like... Immanuel Kant? Whatever, point is, all humans are morons until they learn how to think. So I'm trying to learn how to be a bit less mind-bogglingly stupid than average."
by TheNakedBum January 24, 2024
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