riding the elephant

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".

what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?

by shirley eugeste January 3, 2011

elephant ass

Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.

Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!

by Hoegarden October 30, 2007

Elephants Blindfold

An abnormaly large bra

woah that bras huge!! big enough to be an elephants blindfold..!!
your mums tits are so big, the circus uses her bras to blindfold the elephants

by punkyroo February 21, 2010

elephantine

A morbidly-obese person whose weight is equivalent to that of an elephant.

"Did you see Myron last night? Denny's had to close because that elephantine ate all the food in the restaurant!"

by Cookieznmilk January 28, 2018

the elephants have attacked china!

you can't defeat the truth

the elephants have attacked china!
the elephants got bored...
the elephants have attacked taiwan!

by Agent_smith August 31, 2017

Elephant Cheeks

Cheeks that are so big they are often mistaken for ones of an elephant.

Hey Dimitri "Snipe" you have a bowl cut and elephant cheeks nuff said.

by bowlcutrandom July 1, 2009

elephantory

of elephant nature.
relating to or using a long, elephant nose like object.

This cock through the zipper is rather elephantory.

by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010